I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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