Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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