He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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