Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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