brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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