Your dad touched me again.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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