is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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