is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
