i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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