Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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