You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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