Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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