My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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