what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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