we're blogging at a bar
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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