There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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