If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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