is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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