We won't sleep together?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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