I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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