just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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