dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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