It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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