hotel room ftw
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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