p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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