i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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