Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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