idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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