it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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