we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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