I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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