your parents love me but you hate me
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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