I think scott just propositioned me for sex
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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