I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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