Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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