Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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