If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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