Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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