I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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