So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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