Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm really busy with my period
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