part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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