Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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