In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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