i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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