hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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