Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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