What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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