Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
That was before I lit my hair on fire
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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