so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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