Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
