Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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