Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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