17 year olds will be the death of me.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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